Featured Hot Take

Stacks On Stacks On Stacks On Stacks

There’s nothing like the look of a clean watch on a nice strap sitting poignantly on a wrist. HORSESHIT!

Past Watch Collecting Hot Takes

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Watch Reviews

Caravelle’s Sea Hunter 1969 Reissue

The Best $255 We Spent in 2025

Past Watch Reviews

We have bought hundreds of watches with our own money so that you won’t have to. If you are looking for unbiased, 100% honest, cliche-free watch reviews, we review every watch that we have ever owned and provide unfiltered (sometimes unhinged) feedback. Find them all here…


Horological History

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Past Historical Looks

Looking for more very superficially researched watch history? We’ve done the bare minimum to get you informed.